Today, it’s all about a few little hints I’ve picked up
along the way. After living in Japan for about five months, it would be heinous
to even think I’m in any way savvy, but I’ve survived this long on some basic
common sense and a ton of luck. But again, as I’ve only been here for a short
time, and my great ideas are usually leaps and bounds ahead of my initiative,
we’re starting small. And by small, I mean miniscule.
#1 Newspaper is an amazing(-ly cheap) deodorizer!
Now before you go stuffing your armpits with the
classifieds, let’s start at the stinky source. When it first started getting
warmer, I quickly adjusted. I’ve worked summers sans AC at a summer camp on the
muggy Eastern Shore of Maryland so I’m no stranger to humidity. I’m even
disturbingly ok with sweat dripping down the back of my knees. That’s not
usually a place you think gets hot but once a blessed cool wind finds its way
down there: oh. Heaven! But as time passed and the centigrade climbed, I found
I had a little problem. Two, actually: my feet. In this job, open toed shoes
are a no-go and it’s unthinkable to wear sandals without socks while you’re
teaching. (They said this in training and I thought, “Really? Who wears socks
with sandals?” Japanese teachers, that’s who.)
But anyway, I was leaving one school for the week and taking
my inside shoes with me as I am a woman and I need all my shoes near me at all
times. As I cradled my books with my shoes stacked on top, I became suddenly
aware of a putrid stench radiating from my shoes. They weren’t merely smelly:
they were borderline nuclear. I was reminded of Theon Greyjoy and sobbed to my
steering wheel on the drive home, “Reek. My name is Reek!”
Here is where the Helpful Hint comes in. I remembered
reading that newspaper is good for drying car windows after you wash them
because the paper is very absorbent. I thought, if it works on that kind of
moisture, why not its evil twin? I sometimes buy flowers for myself and the
store clerks always wrap them in newspaper, old school style. I also get weekly
Sunday ads, so I have no shortage of newsprint. When I got home, I store off
some squares, crumpled them up and molded them loosely into all my shoes. Then
we played the waiting game.
A couple days later, my shoes were cured! I’m not going to
go and sip champagne out of the toes but they’re a lot better!
#2 Member Cards
I can’t stress this enough: Member Cards are lovely little
items. No matter where you live, no matter when you use it, no matter what you
buy, they benefit you. The trick, however, is getting a hold of one when you
don’t speak the language. I’ve tried a few times to get a member card at Family
Mart, my local convenience store. I’m in there enough, I wish I had a card. I’ve
tried asking for one, but my Japanese still stinks or something because I am
still cardless. The cards I do get plenty of use out of are my Nitori point
card (like Ikea, I go there for all my home amenity needs…and I’m just racking
up the points until I can get something nice!), my Mister Donut (free coffee
and all kinds of other benefits) and Honey’s Cinema Club Fashion gives you a
discount on your total purchase after you much so much yen’s worth of product.
I actually got a new card today too: a gas card! As a
foreigner in a rural Japanese town, I stick out quite a bit. And since there
are only so many affordable gas stations, I frequent either the Shell or Cosmo.
Finally, today, after not being asked since I got here, when the guy came back
to my car with my receipt, he had a card for me! I guess he just remembered how
many times I’d been there and realized it was time he did me a favor. Sweet!
#3 Schools Are Willing to Take Pity on You
Generally, the teachers at my schools want to be hospitable.
They want to be nice. Some of them will go out of their way to talk to me, even
if it’s in Japanese and I can only understand the odd word. At today’s school,
the geography teacher who sits next to me always makes small talk with me. Once
in a while, she’ll pull out her electronic dictionary, but most of the time, we
stick to weather. Today, we talked about Hanamaki Matsuri which is the big
event of the upcoming weekend. We
determined that it’s like a “chisai Nebuta:” a little portable lantern
float parade, as compared to the giant floats of Aomori and Akita.
The groundskeeper is also very nice. He always makes sure I
know when he’s made fresh coffee, like a good enabler. At Japanese schools,
students plant a school vegetable garden along with summer flower beds. It’s
wonderful to see these impressive little gardens cultivated by tweens! These
are skills they carry with them for the rest of their lives: everyone in Japan
has some kind of garden or houseplant! I think more schools in America should
embark on this kind of endeavor. Like school cleaning time, it gives the
students something to take pride in and it builds a lasting sense of community
cooperation.
And where do these veggies go? Why to the NS, naturally! Ok,
not all the vegetables find their way to me, but when I come to this school,
the groundskeeper runs outside and picks a grocery bag of produce. This gesture
has also been regular enough that now I’m able to say “Totemo yasashii desu. Domo
arigato gozaimasu” (That’s very nice. Thank you very much!) like the fastest
gunslinger in the far east.
And there you have it. Use at your discretion.
Is that Okra in the last picture??!
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